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Happy Birthday You Cum Guzzling Bitch Tits Slapping... - Dirty Greeting Card. The most over-the-top, raunchy, and depraved birthday card for your ...

I’m So Happy You Settled for Me - Sarcastic Relationship Anniversary Card. Share this sweet and slightly self-deprecating greeting card with your ...

Roasting friends can be a hilariously entertaining and bonding experience, and our "Fuck You (Respectfully)" card is no exception. The addition of ...

Introducing our "Mayo Birthday Wishes Come True" Punny Card! Prepare to add a dash of randomness and a dollop of laughter to your loved one's speci...

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today" This card is not only a source of humor but also a beacon o...

A cute vintage-inspired greeting card. "I Love You From My Head To-Ma-Toes" Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kra...

A funny vintage-inspired birthday greeting card. "In Dog Years You're Dead" Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut ...

"Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's" greeting card. This self-deprecating card acknowledges the struggles of keeping up with modern tim...

Celebrate someone's exceptional awesomeness with our "You're the Fucking Best" greeting card, featuring a fabulously retro unicorn! Details: • Pr...

A hilarious greeting card featuring a vintage woman praying: “Lord, Give Me Patience, Because If You Give Me Strength, I Just Might Throat Punch So...

2.7" x 4" Full-Color Sticker Can Write On
 Waterproof
 Scratch Resistant
 Dishwasher Safe
 Split-Back Peel BASE MATERIAL: White Matte Designed ...

Sometimes the best solution to having a crappy day/week/month/year is to sit down with a good friend and a glass (or two, or three, or possibly mor...

When you want to deliver your gratitude like a swift jab to the ribs, nothing less than this letterpress card will do. A2 size with a blank interio...

Whether you describe yourself using any of the terms in the acronym or not, the language of love is universal. A2 sized letterpress card with envel...

Printed in full color on white polypropylene with UV laminate for outdoor durability. Designed and printed in Colorado.

Hidden Craigslist deals, sunlit apartments, rescued pets - the internet has lots of amazing gems to offer! But finding your person online tops them...

If your pet HAD opposable thumbs, this would be the card they'd buy for you on your birthday. But since they don't, and there is no surgery for tha...

I just hope you knead me as much as I knead you. A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank Inside.

Hold hands with your significant otter! This A2 cards comes with a red envelope and blank interior for your own love letter. Hand-drawn and letterp...

Say I Love You with a whole lotta hearts! This hand-drawn and letterpress printed card comes in size A2 with blank interior for your love note. Sea...

It's blank inside, so you can fill it with chummy praises or the harshest sting. Your choice! Letterpress printed A2 size with a blank interior.

Big Foot, Unicorns, Yetis, UFOs, the Chupacabra - sometimes its hard to believe in the supernatural, but its easy to believe in you! Letterpress an...

Is it a dressing or a sauce? Who knows? Who cares? All we know is you love it. A lot. Letterpress printed, A2 size, blank inside and comes with an ...

If your pet HAD opposable thumbs, this would be the card they'd buy for you on your birthday. But since they don't, and there is no surgery for tha...